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Circa 2020: An arrogant worldview before the COVID-19 Pandemic, young and overconfident American fools believed they were always going to live an amazing photogenic life and did not fear this disease. It was the height of 21st century opulence before the fall...
I won't get the corona, not gonna stop me from going to Spring Break and the beach, living my best life!
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When you are feeling depressed and a good song comes on the radio that cheers you up instantly. Originating from the Bon Jovi song, "The Radio Saved My Life."
I was feeling down in the dumps last night when the radio saved my life.
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A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.
Please read it
“What are you reading?”
“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”
“Dude you have such great taste.”
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Many people have heard the phrase ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’, but most do not know of its origin due to, unfortunately, being uncultured swines. The phrase originated in 2013 after a short animated video started circulating around the internet. The video describes how a young 9 year old boy found comfort in the Shrek franchise, and due to his profound admiration of Shrek his father suspected that he was a homosexual. His father, who was what you would call a homophobic fuckwit, basically abused him for this, causing the young boy to once again find solace in the mighty Shrek. The unwavering faith showed by the boy causes Shrek to start a sexual relationship with him, where he would often enter his window at night, fuck his ass and proceed to fill him with onion scented ejaculate. This video sends a very strong message that Shrek will protect all of his children (people who possess a strong belief system correlating to the majestic green ogre) and will make sure they never come into harm’s way. He nourishes his believers, therefore showing irrefutable evidence that ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
All of the documentaries can be found on YouTube. If you have not viewed them yet or have friends/acquaintances/enemies who have not seen it, I highly suggest that you show it to them. It is completely family friendly so don’t be afraid to show it to your old, homophobic grandparents tucked away in their tiny little houses.
Remember: ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life’.
Person 1: “Last night I got my anus destroyed by Shrek’s massive penis.”
Person 2: “I want to be fucked by that sexy green ogre too! How do I get him to do 69 with me?”
Person 1: “Each night, chant ‘Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life,” and pray that he’ll stick his fat dick in your asshole. It will happen, my child. Just be patient.”
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(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.
If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.
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When someone makes you quit having sex because your too obsessed with powerballing
You: Dude, how sad my life
Him: Ha sucks for you, you must like powerballing
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1. Best used to describe people who spend an unhealthy amount of time on Facebook commenting on EVERYTHING and choose to reject your real world reality in favor of their own fantasy one.
2. Anyone answering to the name of Grant, Lee, Nicole, Ellen, Antoinette, and especially Lynette.
Lynette is such a hardcore FBWFL (Facebook Whore For Life) that she refuses to create a 25 Things About Me note cause she thinks she's better than you.
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