Sad Nasty

When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.

Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.

Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

march sadness

An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.

"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"

down sad

so horny that you're depressed

scoutster: 'I am so down sad for alex bro.'
xanny: 'lol'

Liquid Sadness

The shits. Intense serious squirts like Niagara Falls coming out of your ass. What Terry gets when she eats at Chipotle.

Dude, did you hear about Terry? She had a case of liquid sadness while in traffic the other day. She ruined her pants.

Sad Vacuum

A fleshlight
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m making friction with a sad vacuum

Sad Hour

The hour immediately following Happy Hour.

"Let's get some Happy Hour drinks tonight!"
"Sorry guy, you just missed it."
"Aww... guess it's Sad Hour then."