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The 1st of August is a mixed package, on the one hand most born on this day are thoughtful and care deeply about most people. However people born on this day also have the most issues in life and end with poor mental health issues.
Man 1: why you depressed bro?
Man 2: I was born on August 1st it’s expected
A tray of chips, rice and sauce (usually curry) purchased from a Chinese take away. Mostly found in Ireland.
John - I got the munchies real bad last night, I ate a 3 in 1, two spring rolls and a whole bag of chicken balls from the Mandarin Inn.
Jim - You complete sack of shit, the Mandarin Inn always gives me the shits
The pinnacle of motor racing. First began in 1950 at Silverstone England. Great racers: Fangio 5 championships, Prost 4 championships Senna 3 Championships. and now Schumacher who has 7. Open wheel racing, akin to the IRL, but they also turn right. Race once a year at the Indy 500 backwards.
- Schumacher has won again, his 83 F1 victory.
- Oh cobblers
Today is the day where every girl/boy asks out their crush and if they reject you then you just say April Fools Day
“Will you go out with me!”
“Eww no!”
“April Fools day!”
1 April is an amazing day to play pranks on people
June 1st is National opposite day
Do the opposite anyone tells u ..june 1
the day the best human being in the world, harry styles, was born. this day is dedicated to him and february first his his and only his har
Harry styles was born on february 1
A phrase used to acknowledge something obvious that another has been missing, similar in nature to "Use your head" or "Read between the lines."
Darth Vader: No, I am your father!
Luke: No, that`s not true, that`s impossible!!
Darth Vader: Carry the 1, Luke, I thought it was obvious!