German breathing 5th form

the 5th form of the ancient German style of sword fighting. you activate it by saying the phrase

German breathing 5th form, Flammenwerfer!!!

iPod Nano 5th Generation

The last good nano; ever since the sixth one came out (useless piece of shit), I'm thankful to have kept my 5th gen. with video.

Loser: Dude, i just got my sixth gen nano. It f*****g sucks

Me: That's why i kept my red iPod Nano 5th Generation with video.

Loser: wow i really should have done that

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4th and 5th grade girls

those bitches who try to annoy you :(

4th and 5th grade girls suck

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AM Meli 5th weapon

A weapon for "Assault Mode" Berserk Meliodas what don't exists for this moment (30 May 2022) but will EVENTUALLY stop existn't in future

"Am Meli 5th weapon when?"

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Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?

A new game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy on FOX that takes adults and subjects them to elementary level questions. There are ten questions contestants must answer, for increasing amounts of money. There are two questions for each grade level from 1st through 5th. The questions have varying subjects, such as 1st grade astronomy or 3rd grade world geography. If all are answered correctly, the contestant must answer one final question to get the $1000000 prize.

The contestant has 5 'classmates', who are all real life 5th graders. For every two questions, the contestant can pick a classmate to come up on stage with him/her. After two questions, the contestant picks another classmate to come up. The classmates help the contestant through the use of 3 'cheats'. PEEK: Contestant looks at classmate's answer and decides whether or not to go with it. COPY: Without looking at classmate's answer, the contestant MUST go with it. SAVE: If the contestant gets the answer wrong, but the classmate gets it right, the contestant is still in the game. Each can only be used once. After all cheats are used, the classmates no longer go on stage. Contestants may drop out before they answer a question and leave with the money won. If they get an answer wrong, and are not saved, they lose all money won and must face the camera, saying "I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader". However, if they've passed the $25000 (5th) question, they will leave with the $25000.

IMAO, this show is quite notorious for featuring dipshit people that apparently don't know very simple things, like what the Mayflower is.

Jeff: Now back to 'Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?'. Okay, 3rd question. What subject do you want to tackle next, for $5000?

Contestant: I'm gonna take 4th grade world geography please!

Jeff: Okay, what is the only continent that is also a country?

*classmate locks in answer*

Jeff: Well, your classmate has already answered...

Contestant: Well, this is a toughy for sure! Um, well...

Me (at TV): You dumb motherfucker! It's obviously Australia!!

Contestant: I think I may need to copy.

Me: ...

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Newton's 5th law of political dynamics

The more a politician says he stands for family values, the more likely he is to cheat on his wife.

That Congressman is screaming he stands for family values. Yeah, he's following Newton's 5th law of political dynamics and must be banging his assistant

5th Day Anniversary of your account

Wow, this site really is addictive. Anyway, back to random word defining.

5th Day Anniversary of your account is a milestone.

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