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God's dilemma (Again)

The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.

God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."

Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿคฒ

God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"

Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"

God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"

God's dilemma (Again)

God "Well, what's the alternative?" ๐Ÿคท

Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."

God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."

Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."

God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."

Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022


Make it great again

1. (verb) To fix; to correct.
2. (verb) To increase something's quality after the latter's decline.
3. (verb: semi-sarcasm) To restore the quality by exclusive, destructive or otherwise dubious ways.

1. The tap is leaking, Jake! Make it great again!
2. Facebook is becoming retarded; join me in the quest to make it great again!
3. Make the crops great again and use our PestiCider product!

by Gustavo6046 January 18, 2018


Make Yokes A Fiver Again

means the people of the world want yokes to be a fiver again

make yokes a fiver again

by oliver walker mert April 24, 2024


Youngboy Never Broke Again

cheese pops

Youngboy never broke again come here.

by Youngboy never broke gain November 2, 2022


Make Bullying Great Again

a movement to make bullying great again

yo quan lets make bullying great again

by youngboy always broke again December 30, 2025


Bore Again Christian

Someone who becomes a born again Christian and goes on about it all the time.

How's your sister?
She's become a bore again Christian. Can't wait for her to leave.

by Shuaman June 16, 2019


see you again sometime

A farewell.

Bye. See you again sometime.

by Ritacca August 24, 2023