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Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker
Jerry: Who even is that?
Someone with nothing interesting in their lives so they try and find out about others' lives. Simply put, they are probably Stonemason spies seeing if people know their secrets.
John was a nosy parker so he got kicked out of the friendzone.
Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
A penis wrinkle, often accompanied by ass spiders
He was being such a parker express the other night.
She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.
You: hey chloe, how are u?
Chloe parker : I’m fine thanks! Wanna hang out?
A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.
I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.