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Woke up today after a long night of drinking and three H's are hitting me hard
The moment when motorboating becomes so fast that there seems to be three breasts, similiar to boobies four.
She was going so fast last night, it was like Boobies Three!
A Dirty Three is a term used to describe the action of vomiting, defecating and urinating oneself.
This may occur for a many number of reasons, and can be an inconvenience.
'Mate, I'm not gonna' lie, I totally did a dirty-threer in The Black Swan toilets last night.'
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'Uh oh, I feel a dirty three coming on...'
Nick: Hey girl wanna do the three s’s with me?
Ellie: Bitch no you got STDs
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Guys with a kind, sincere approach towards your girlfriend who always seem to or try to hang out around / with your girlfriend. Your girl thinks they're good friends and gets along well with them but you know for fact that all they want is to be there to take the opportunity and move in on her with their good friend 'disguise' in case you and your girl ever went sour.
Your friend: Hey man, who all is coming to your girl B-day party?
You: I don't really care, as long as Mike doesn't show up.
Your friend: Oh that three legger, huh? Is he still trying man?
You: Unfortunately yes. I tried to tell her about what he's really upto but she goes on and on about that friend bull.
Your friend: Sorry to hear that man.
When it is that cold your testicle's retract that far into your body it lools like you have three adams apples.
Its three adams out here.
If it Floats, Flies, or Fucks it's better to rent than buy
Dave: Did you hear Jim and Cindy are getting a divorce?
Steve: Yes. Did you hear Jim has to sell his Baja 37 and his Cessna 172?
Dave: Always suspected Cindy was a gold digger. Too bad Jim ignored the three Fs, and now he's going to lose half his stuff.