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People who contribute nothing to society other than provide us with the type of drivel that winds you up enough to want to punch them in the face upon seeing them in the street.
That useless TV presenter has filled my head with celebrity gossip for the last time and has thus made my bjork list.
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A compilation of names and reviews of everyone that Angie has had sex with. It's a REALLY long list, containing over 500 terabytes of data even when rendered in simple text only. Angie is a consummate whore of a housewife, who like most other uppity white bitches, likes to squander her overworked husband's money having a different room of the house remodelled every other week. Also, she has sex with the contractors and then rates their "performance" online. If you can't satisfy her voracious sexual appetites, she will put you out of business by giving you a terrible review.
I need a hot contractor with hard-working hands and a big tool to service me, and by "service me" I of course mean to remodel the guest bathroom. Maybe I can find someone to handle the job on Angie's list.
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1. a list of people you wnat dead
2. a list of people you want to fuck
1. that nigga just fucked me over. he on dat hit list now
2. that jawn is sexy yeah you know she be on the hit list now
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A list of things you want to do before you get married.
Luke: Dude how long have you guys been together?
Earl: Like 7 years.
Luke: WTF are you waiting for man? Propose!
Earl: Fuck that, not till I'm done with my leap list.
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A "Bucket list" is a list you make with friends of things you always say your going to do and don't.
Not before you die...just for fun!
Lets add getting totally bombed on your deck this summer to our Bucket List...And do really silly stuff!
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A list of things/people that shit you to tears.
fucking parking tickets are going on my shit list.
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1. A really bad movie where a lot of money was wasted on unnecessary CG work that is unconvincing and you can tell the actors were in front of green screens during most of the shoot.
2. A list of things you think you might need to accomplish because you feel your own mortality closing the door on you.
3. You feel insecure about your life and therefore make a list of things to get busy on.
4. A list of hottie's, MILF's and other strangers that you always had your eye on and you most now go conquer.
1. Don't waste your money on that, it's as bad as Bucket List.
2. I've wasted my life, I should write a bucket list before I take this cyanide pill.
3. She's so fine, I better put her on my bucket list.
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