Hospital food

Very nasty food given to you when you are admitted to an hospital.

Get that crap out of my face, you eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go to Pizza Hut or somewhere and get me a pizza.

My mom can cook better than them.

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guga foods

GUgA GUGA FOOd guga food, guga food,

guga the king of all man the creator of steak

guga food is a way of life and a man who donates blood for treatment

oh so you are volunteering to try out the experimental "Guga foods" serum treatment?

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Food Shallow

When someone only eats from a small selection of food the person likes.

Person 1: Do you like bacon?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you like tomatoes?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you eat anything? You're so food shallow

Food Skank

Someone who typically mooches off of various people and has a strong desire for food.

Stop taking my fries, you food skank!

Sometimes food

Sometime foods are foods we should only enjoy once in a while, like cookies, chips, sodas, and snacks high in sugar, fat, and salt.

Coca-Cola is my favorite sometimes food!

food fever

Full body warmth accompanied by the sweats, brought on the act of over eating. Often the thought taking another bite worsens the symptoms. Similar to the "meat sweats".

Kristen complained it was getting hot in here after her third plate of food, she definitely had a "food fever" last night.

school food

A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.

"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"