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Abstract Art
adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.
noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.
Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.
1. a) John's art was terribad.
1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.
2. a) I suck at art.
2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.
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A construct of the middle classes that allows young adults to spend the best part of three years happily wasted, learning a lot of nice- yet ultimately useless information, without detriment to future employment prospects.
Science student: are you just gonna sit there hung over all day, think of me as i do my 9-5 lab shift
Arts student: no, remember i do an arts degree: i might ponder whether life is just a dream or start my essay on existentialism... nah, there's still vodka left from last night.
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Any kind of media or art that, when viewed, makes you wonder what exactly the artist was tripping on when they came up with the concept.
"Hey dude, the ads on this channel are hectic weird! It's like acid art or something"
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A major you pick in college when you don't know what to do with yourself. The major doesn't focus on anything specific. You waste your time and money just to have the bragging right that you're attending college.
Eric didn't know what to do with his life so majored in liberal arts. After college, he finally found a job working as an insurance adjuster which required no college education.
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Art Fag:
A pretentious individual who, although eventually graduating, never fully leaves the post pubescent mentality of a college student.
Consumed by the fear that if they are not individual and uniquely superior they are wasting away. They will go to great lengths to scoff at and insult finely dressed people for selling out to consumerism as they frequent forty dollar indie rock concerts with people half their own age and accessorize their second hand image with the latest in technical gadgetry.
They will always to a fault:
Use the metrics system in an inappropriate manner
They will be blatantly disdainful toward American sports and in turn cling desperately cling to soccer.
No picture can be taken without a special feature to demonstrate their superior eye. Altered states of perspective, lighting, and definitely in black and white.
Robert was such an art fag he took pictures at the handsome furs concert with his iphone set on sepia.
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1. a person who enjoys the arts (not neccessarilly an artist) and is excessively lively and outgoing. Often multi-talented and seemingly flirtatious.
2. outspoken creative being
Not to be confused with art whore
Did you see that chick? She was the biggest art slut I've ever come by. You see how she was showing off her tits at that opening? Well, at least she can paint (and her tits were nice)
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