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When one gets absolutely destroyed mentally and physically
Jerry: eats shit
Kyle: “he just got late term aborted!”
Jake: That was a late term abortion if I’ve ever seen one
The act of fellating a live log of poo as it is exiting the rectum, then gently pushing it back up the colon with one's tongue.
Jen was surprised when her once-a-day shit-eating session turned into an aborted hershey launch just because Juan enjoyed having shit shoved back up his ass.
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An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.
Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!
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The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.
A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.
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Repeatedly getting your pregnant girlfriend drunk in order to lose the baby.
Aww damn!! Darlene's knocked up again! Now we gotta go to the bar for another white trash abortion.
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The act of committing a post birth termination of your infant or small child. The act is best performed by enticing the child into trying out your new chloroform perfume followed by a trunk ride to the park (no car seat needed). Killing the child in a way that can not be determined by advanced medical science and dumping the body in a burlap sack in a wooded area near your home and getting away with it.
Sluts who carry out this type of abortion are nearly always looking at it as a means to get more dick. Without a child the dick to face ratio increases over 91% thus allowing the slut to achieve her ultimate goal of triple penetration.
Amigo 1: I thought that Snookie had a kid.
Amigo 2: Not any more that bitch gave her kid the Casey Anthony Abortion.
Amigo 3: Well, that sounds like a job for the 3 Amigos.
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Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.
I really had to abort the food baby before my meeting since I ate so much at the Indian Buffet.
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