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Aliens that dwell in ones rectum
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communists.
one time i was beamed up on a UFO, and the shoved an egg up my ass.
And when it hatched it crawled out and, i swear to Jebus, looked just like Joseph Stalin.
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A girl called rebecca’s boyfriend, joe, got impregnated by an alien and had triplets. rebecca then ate the alien mother to get revenge. the baby aliens were also eaten and tasted like deodorant wearing, goopy chickens with a hint of lemon and lime flavoured water.
“omg what have you been eating? your breath smells like edible baby aliens”
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An alien named Jack, who has been trying to be a human since getting here. Finaly made it, only to find out huans all want to be an alien. Alien Jack thought humans knew what he knows about science,etc. He is still in shock from finding out he is also a human, but, likes human females which he calls WOs.
NOTE; ALIEN JACKS E-MAIL IS AVAILABLE TO ALL HUMANS AND ALIENS. HE OWNS THE URL
Alien Jack is in my body.
He creates science, math & poetry.
He is not afraid of Gurr Ants.
He is considered an Entity by the little eternial lights.
He appreciates the dark energy that is spinning us awaw from our black hole.
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Any extraterrestrial, most likely with some level of insanity and/or psychotic tendencies, that poses as the sister of any legitimate human. May emit, at any volume, the following: doggy voice, shrill sounds, nonsensical words, sudden shouts, low hissing sounds, extremely bad whistling, or other bizarre noises.
"Why is my little sister so annoying?" "She's probably an alien psycho sister."
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Video-biographical re-enactment of Chuck Norris' first sexual encounter.
>You seen Aliens vs. Predator yet?
>Eeew! Chuck Norris sex tape!
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The Extraphysical Aliens Theory (EPAT), also Extraphysical Extraterrestrials Theory (EPETT), Post-Physical Aliens Theory (PPAT), Post-Spacetime Aliens Theory (PSTAT), Post-Physical Extraterrestrials Theory (PPETT) or Post-Spacetime Extraterrestrials Theory (PSTETT), is a theory that holds that extraterrestrials have evolved into an extraphysical level of being by becoming post-physical / post-spacetime by technological or by spiritual means. The extraphysical aliens theory also supports that by the time that extraterrestrials have existed, they've already evolved into an extraphysical level of civilization and they exist beyond physics/matter and beyond the spacetime. The extraphysical aliens theory also supports that there might have extraphysical alien worlds at extraphysical level as well as the so called "gods" and "spiritual beings" might actually be aliens that or already existed at extraphysical level or were physical aliens that evolved into an extraphysical level of being or by technology or by spiritual means.
The Extraphysical Aliens Theory is an interesting theory about aliens, despite a lot of people are against that and there's a big criticism towards it, the theory is still valid and might be correct somehow.
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A live album released in 2002 by the popular underground band, Mindless Self Indulgence. It features many songs never even released.
Revenge is soon released again on IF, but with a different introduction and changed in many spots.
Mindless Self Indulgence Alienating Our Audience
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