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The baddest motherfuckin actor that ever lived.
Me: Evan Peters is the shit.
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A tall coconut haired male that suck long black cock and takes it in his tight hairy asshole and loves getting drench in hot white cum
Me and Gay Evan had so much hardcore fun last night
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when someone is so immensly greasy and or smelly and gets mad easily, that you want to kick them in the shin and stab them to death with your nipples
did you see that greasy evan?
yea, ew.
Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.
“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”
Evan Li is someone who will see a younger female and ask for their instagram
I brought along my sister to the hangout but then Evan Li asked for her number. She is 12 years old.
An extremely small town in Louisiana that consists of only a small grocery store, post office, small cafe', and like five churches. The guys are country, usually enjoy riding horses and stuff, and the girls are hot and usually married by the age 20. Guys hunt, girls cook. Also CANNOT DATE ANYONE FROM HERE IF YOU ARE FROM HERE. Chances are, you're related.
High school basketball is the main focus. An ideal place to grow up with all of your cousins.
Girl 1: You're 23, married and have two babies?!
Girl 2: You must be one of those sweet Evans, LA girls.
Boy 1: Met a hot chick.
Boy 2: Please tell me she's not from Evans, LA.
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 3: Dude, she's your 2nd cousin.
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