Anime

A cult that will suck you into it and make your life have meaning. It magically makes your parents regret conceiving you and scares all potential mates away as you fall into a deep dark hole of lusting after lolis and anime titties, as well as your waifu. All of your friends will leave you after a while of you watching hentai in your mom’s basement. It is a void you cannot escape.

Weeb 1: “Hey lemme show you this anime that I’m watching.”
Normie: “Ok”
*6 weeks later*
Weeb 1: *In old normies mom’s basement* “Yo I haven’t seen you in a while you ok?”
No longer normie: *Watching anime* “Anime. Anime is life”

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Anime

The only thing that's stopping me from jumping into a volcano.

My Friend: "How do you stay so calm all the time even under the most stressful situations?"
Me Currently Thinking About Anime Tiddies: "Anime."

*Happy Waifu Noises*

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Anime

big eyes
small bodies
high-pitched bodies

Anime is awesome.

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Anime

The best thing in the world.

Did you watch that new anime?
Yes, it was amazing!

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Anime

The best thing on the planet or a style of animation originating in Japan that is characterized by stark colorful graphics depicting vibrant characters in action-filled plots often with fantastic or futuristic themes. YEah

Person: Oh my gosh have you watched anime
Person2: No?
Person: What OMG YOU SHOULD HERE I RECOMAND.......

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Anime

a type of show that is so fucking addicting that you refuse to do anything other than binge watch it.

"i was so busy binge-watching anime that i forgot to take a shit."

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animeism

animeism is the official religion for anime, animeism has 3 groups, the simpians, the mainstreamers, and the almighties

JOIN ANIMEISM , JOIN THE CULT- I MEAN RELIGION

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