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A male Jewish name for a very cute boy. This boy is usually funny and creative. He can also be a little bit of a bitch, but nonetheless a great friend.
Ari has the cutest boyfriend in the whole world.
Aris is THE handsomest, spiciest & finest GOAT. he can pull up at anyone's place (guy, girl, kid, dog & yes even at your granny's) & everyone' s delighted to see him. he is a party-animal who enjoys drinking to the extreme limit. hence his favorite food: beer. one can have the most interesting conversations with him about god & the world, which are even moreso enhanced when aris slips into his drunk or high form. being a very humorous person, his taste for jokes expands from vanilla and dark. the same applies to the bedroom where he will slay that small half-asian pussy in all styles & angles. his taste in women was once despicable but has grown to major maturity as has his character. he is just ✨ SPECTACULAR ✨.
omg girl, u've never had an aris before? u've been missing out!
dude lemme tell u, that aris guy was so crazy he left with more beer than he came with?!
"Ari" Is a noun used to characterize people who are extreme attention seekers. You can use it as a verb or as part of composite verbs.
"He's probably gonna Ari out to the mods to gain their sympathy"
"He pulled an Ari"
my husband my everything the venti to my xiao and that one dude with huge balls
Aru: "YO BRO LOOK AT ARI ARENT THEY SO PRETTY"
Aru2: "YEA BRO HES FUCKING PERFECT"
Aru3: "balls"
a person's dickhead ex who is a pussy
a person: man I wish I had an Ari
Me: no you fucking don't
The bestest friend you’ll ever have, he’ll have black hair and glasses, he’s a little grumpy, but you know he’s the biggest dork you’ll ever meet.
Friend One: Hey Who was that cool looking guy you were hanging out with?
Friend Two: My best friend, his name’s Ari, he’s pretty cool.