Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

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The Thrival Artist

An Artist who is a Thrival Artist has turned their art/craft into a prosperous career. Catherine Foster of the Catherine Foster Art Studio has done just this. She is passionate about helping other artists find their niche while serving their inner souls purpose through creativity.

You do not have to loose yourself in order to create a 6 figure income as an artist.

It does take determination and sticking to your dreams. Sometimes it means taking jobs that keep the bills paid while you develop your craft.

The Thrival Artist has found the correct channels to sell their art. This can include finding the correct galleries to show and sell your artwork is so important. It is a trial and error adventure but pays off if you keep searching and changing with the times.

Sometimes The Thrival Artist needs to supplement the income with passive income such as affiliate sites.

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concept artist

An artist who shows exhibits of bent nails, rubber cheeseburgers, half of rooms, things in jars. You know. I think Mr. Lennon sums it up well. . .

"Yoko is a con artist. Concept artist is only 'con' with 'cept' on the end." - John Lennon

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blowjob artist

Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."

"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."

"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."

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Makeout Artist

playboy/girl, womanizer, pleasure seeker,

Last night, the guy that I was interested in was actually a makeout artist! I'm actually looking for a long term relationship ):

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piss artist

any national or local politician

He was a fat, greasy, corrupt, double-dealing shagger - intent only on self-promotion. His speeches would give an aspirin a headache.

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trapeze artist

A flexible male engaged in a sex act which involves simultaneously anally penetrating and orally pleasuring one other person. Anybody flexible enough to go down on their partner while having sex. For a flexible girl, this invariably involves a strap-on, rimming, or both.

Damn, he's a trapeze artist in the sack!

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