Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.
Badger the Simp is such a bottom
When a response to an inquiry is a preposterous denial of the need for such things. Comes from the classic movie VHF, "Badgers?! We don't need no stink'en badgers!". This is often used in the Technical Management world when asking for policies, standards, process or procedural documentation.
Rex to Bill "could you send me over the process documentation for those widgets?"
Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."
Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"
A fighting tactic that involves biting at another’s testicles.
When a badger is being attacked by a lion, the badger will attempt to bite the lion’s testicles to ward them off.
Timmy was losing a fight to Sam, so he went to his last resort. The Badger Bite
Typically a curly-haired, vegetarian, plant-loving, exercise enthusiast who enjoys a clean and wholesome way of life. Often timid and reserved. At one with nature. Prefers plants and wildlife to people.
That girl skipping amongst the daisies over there looks like a right Tam Badger.
When you dig in a girls ass like a badger
I ass badgered that bitch last night.
A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.
The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.
I can't wait for badger day!