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Anita Blakes evil twin sister who was separated from her at birth.
Anita Blake: Ill kill you biatch. Who are you?
Anita Baker: Im your sister you whore now lick my cunny or die!
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To eat lunch early.
Suspected to have come from the fact bakers work odd hours and as such have odd meal times.
Said at 10AM: "I'm starving! Gonna do a baker and have lunch now".
"Tom's doing a baker. It's only 11 and he's eating his sandwich"
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An act in which a man engages in at least 13 coital engagements to ejaculation, all within a 24 hour period. Represents high achievement of male sexual stamina, much as a marathon is to a runner or as ballooning around the world is to rich white men.
Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"?
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.
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A billy Baker is a term to describe someone who is a complete fuckwit. Billy Baker is a drug fucked retard from Ipswich QLD
“Steve you billy baker sit down and shut the fuck up
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A rotund, ugly, ridiculously loqucaious and talentless Disc Jockey for BBC London Live. His sole pleasure in life appears to be supporting the hooligan football club in Bermondsey, South London, by the name of Millwall. He takes great delight in slagging off Crystal Palace, for which he should be severely reprimanded. However, I do enjoy watching his passable Own Goals and Gaffs video tapes, when I have nothing better to do.
Danny Baker, a smug, fat, pseudo-working class individual. His only job on TV is 'Sitcom Challenge'
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An talented musician on YouTube who plays guitar, piano, bass, and drums.
Curtis Baker is awesome.
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A spliff in which the weed-to-tabacco ratio is below 50%.
A spliff consisting primarily of tabacco, with weed or hash lightly dusted on top.
A cigarette with a touch of weed dust.
Q: "Is there tabacco in this J?"
A: "Yea, a lot actually. It's more of a dusty baker than a proper spliff."
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