in your barney

A phrase mostly used in North Dublin. Meaning that there is no chance in hell of that happening.

Child: "Ma, I'm going to de moon tomorrow"

Ma: "Ye are in your barney"

Barneying

The act of sexually harrassing people as Barney the dinosaur. Preferably in the online Disney game Toontown.

A Barney was Barneying me in Toon Valley.

Barney Fifed

To wear one's pants up way too high
Applies mostly to guys. Similar to butterface in terms of definition.

I met cute guy at the club last night. He seemed nice but he was Barney Fifed so I don't know

Barney Camp

A phrase you to denounce an activity as low, easy, or baby level, in comparison to the real thing, or something of greater difficulty.

1) High school is like barney camp compared to getting your masters.
2) Army Basic training is barney camp compared to ranger school