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dizzy bat

A drinking game in which the participant chugs a full beer out of the cut off handle end of a wiffle ball bat, while their friends count as 'one-one thousand', etc. Next, the hitter must crouch down and spin one time around for each count of their drinking time, with their forehead placed on the mouthpiece end of the bat, the other end resting on the top of one foot. Upon completion of the determined number of rotations, the pitcher crushes the empty beer can and then pitches it to them. If the participant misses the can, they must then spin around 3 more times and attempt to hit the can again. A normal dizzy bat experience includes face planting, falling in mulch, taking out lawn furniture and/or tiki torches and endangering surrounding spectators. Once more experienced, the participant may engage in dizzy bat 5 or more times in one evening without face planting at all, although this is likely an indication that they are not really giving it their all. In order to craft the perfect dizzy bat, one must carefully cut the end of the bat and shave it smoothly as not to cut the mouth while chugging intensely.

If we're going to play dizzy bat right here, we are definitely going to need some spotters.

by e-bon September 9, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


bat squeeze

"Bat squeeze" is a term coined by Mike Malloy, a progressive talk show host from Atlanta. He says that because he can't say bulls**t on the air.

Could it be...bat squeeze?

by Roy Dest May 17, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bitchy bat

The motion of crossing one wrist over the other and flapping up and down in a bat-like manner.

Used as a signal when someone is being bitchy to you.

Ginger Spice: Your hair is so whack today.

Scary Spice: *bitchy bat* wave

by stonecoldsolitude August 6, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Batting for Lancashire

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.

Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire

by Tatereater July 10, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spiked Bat

The most awesome melee weapon in an apocalypse! The most awesome melee weapon in the apocalypse! Can have nails or barbed wire around the bat o make it way more effective!

Mikey slammed the Spiked Bat into the zombies head.

by Draziwagnahcimhceht April 17, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


batting for Boston

slang for one being gay/homo, used by Yankee Fans

Alex, that guy was super gay that i saw at the pier today

ya dude, I heard that guy was batting for Boston

by NYY_Fan June 3, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bat-Otgon

Another word for "Corrrner"
Does pencil farming in his pocket.
Does some strange moves with a cutter :P
a.k.a "Bat-Oroinmend"

Bat-Otgon: *picks Franco
Anukko: -_-
Bat-Otgon: *picks Tigreal

by moonchl1d March 16, 2021

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