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A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day
The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year
Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"
A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket
Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.
When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end
Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix
Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens
A blanket that is warm, fuzzy, cozy...but most of all, she. is. THICC !!
Damn, that blanket is thicc as hell !!!
Thicc blanket in the HOUSE!
If it weren’t for my raging blanket banana I would have rolled right out of bed this morning.
A manta ray, so named because their flat, flexible bodies resemble blankets
I saw the cutest baby sea blanket at the aquarium today!
Ones outer skin that foulds over the tip of the dick.
Old people have pig in a blanket.