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brad lynk

A smurf. A person only three apples high.

You must be taller than Brad lynk to ride this ride.

by Shop troll January 10, 2018

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brad pitt

An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.

He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.

A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.

Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.

Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.

Brad Pitt gets all the girls, but he really wants all the boys.

by Assex 776 September 17, 2007

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Brad|ThunderThighs

A gay fortnite player who loves to listen to mans not hot and who is shit at life..

Fortnite123- Oh shit I'm so Brad
Fortnite1234- Fuck yea me too

#Brad|ThunderThighs

by Brad|ThunderThighs December 27, 2018

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shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020


Brad Scott

good looking, eligible bachelor

look at that Brad Scott over there!!

by swoopsdad February 5, 2010

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Brads Toe Disorder

Caused when heavy weighted things fall onto ones toe, resulting into a horrifying abominable toe with a repulsive stench permanently.

i.e of how one would get Brads Toe Disorder "Shit nigga im swol i can lift this damn washing machine all by myself" in attempts of lifting the washing machine it falls landing on his toe "AAARRRGHHHHH FUCK".

by Stanklip September 14, 2021


Brad Pitt Shower

When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.

I didn't have time to shower after the gym so I took a Brad Pitt Shower.

by joolee September 23, 2012

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