first kiss

Something that, if not recieved before the end of high school, makes you pathetic in the eyes of society.

John is 19 and still hasn't had his first kiss!

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first ladies

the hottest fucking bitches around,
and you wanna bang every one of them.
usually found at clubs and parties all over long island, to nyc, to jersey. they run shit.

"that girl is so fucking gorgeous. she must be in the first ladies."

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first contact

The act of fingering a pregnant lady, sticking your finger so far up as to touch the unborn fetus's head.

Dude I fingered my preggo gf last night and made first contact.

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First Time

The greatest song of all time, performed by the greatest band of all time.

It feels like the first time that we've fallen behind and.. we've faltered too far down, no one can save us.

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People First

Values thrust upon staff that mean sweet F.A. and have hidden meanings.

In order to cut costs, lets get rid of the people first rather than improving the business, as that is far easier and all I can handle.

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first minute

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter

A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”

First Tribute

A ceremonial holiday within a BDSM power-exchange dynamic, commemorating the date of an initial act of financial submission by a submissive (sub) to their dominant (domme); specifically marking the occasion when the sub first surrendered to the role of a ‘paypig,’ willingly offering monetary tribute to their domme.

This date is commemorated as a holiday with a substantial gift every year of the submissive’s ownership—without exception.

Goddess Starfire’s paypigging of her submissive took place on November 15th, a date that was thereafter celebrated by both of them as First Tribute.