I'd buy her an icecream cone

Means "I'd fuck her up the ass".

GUY: Caryn's hot. I'd buy her an icecream cone.

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can i buy you a drink?

Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)

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at least buy me a drink first

A come-back used when someone asks you something personal or inconvenient.

Josh: Hey Delica, can I borrow your scissors?
Delica: Josh! At least buy me a drink first!

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Where Can You Buy Cocaine

Why are you typing this on Urban Dictionary?

Either you are an addict.

Or your way to bored in school.

Kyle: Hey Many Where Can You Buy Cocaine?

Mom: Kyle you have a serious problem.

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National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day

The annual celebration of Hydroflasks and the spirit of giving! Designated day for someone to buy you a hydroflask:)

I would want a yellow hydroflask on National Buy Someone a Hydroflask Day this year.

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buy one get one free

a synonym for masturbation

Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back

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Buy cheap Mtp kit online

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