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Chad Thundercock

Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefully condescending or cruel to his fellow men.

"Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!"

"He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."

by Dr. James Russell August 10, 2013

974πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


chad

Chad is the ultra-based alpha male who has sex 11 times a week.

On a less important note, it’s also a country in Africa.

Bill: Helps an old woman cross the street.

Phil: You are a chad.

by ItsRec May 27, 2021

8πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


half-chad

1.One who is not in possesion of full mental faculties, usu. due to self created environmental factors, such as bad diet, poor hygene, drug abuse, alchoholism, from being an extremely lazy thinker or an otherwise slacker.

2.A lazy, stupid, ineffectual, naive, complaining and demanding individual.

3.A weakling.

1 While on her show, Anna Nicole Smith was an unapologetic half-chad.

2 The unemployed 41 year old mama's boy, making a scene at the pizzaria over the price of the buffet was being a total half-chad.

3 My half-chad little sister can't do a single pushup.

by Pete Foreman February 2, 2007

250πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Giga Chad

The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy faggot in history. TL;DR: This man is an absolute Chad x100000.

"What a fucking Giga Chad." ~ Anyone who's watched cuckold porn.

by JustLetMeMakeAHandle September 22, 2019

2494πŸ‘ 205πŸ‘Ž


Chad piff

Singer and guitarist from West Orange, Nj. Leader of the Modern Day Hippie Movement.

Wow Chad Piff is a great musician

by Chad Piff March 13, 2017


chad check

a super white boy that wears vineyard vines and khakis. u can tell he plays lacrosse by the way he sits and is typically blonde but there are some cases of brunettes and black haired chad checks. redheads are extremely rare, but possible. almost always have a nic addiction

β€œyo that boy is SUCH a chad check”

by chadcheck42069 March 25, 2019


hanging chad

"Hanging Chad" became popularized from the 2000 presidential race between George W. Bush and Al Gore.

A "chad" is the fragments of paper left over when you punch a hole in a card. Voters in Florida at the time used Votomatic style punched card ballots. So a "hanging chad" is when you punch a hole in the card, and it doesn't punch the whole way leaving a little piece dangling. A "pregnant chad" is when you attempt to punch a hole, but it just leaves a bulge and doesn't actually punch through.

The controversy came about when "hanging chads" and "pregnant chads" weren't counted by the machine. People's votes weren't counted.

Imagine if you take those tests where you have to fill out the circle completely with a number 2 pencil. But you didn't totally fill the circle out and your answer was marked wrong.

I tried to vote for my favorite guy, but it wasn't counted because I didn't punch the card the whole way through. I left a hanging chad.

by Ihaveavianflu76 February 14, 2016

318πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž