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Catholic Pedophile Apologist

A Catholic Pedophile Apologist is a person who makes excuses about pedophiles who are catholics.

It doesn't matter whether these pedophile monsters are just Catholics or Catholic Clergy.
Every time CATHOLIC PEDOPHILIA is mentioned,for instance,in a Question in the Religious & Spirituality Section of the YAHOO!Answers website,,the Catholic Pedophile Apologists post inane,bizarre,ranting,blatantly lying answers about other religious cults,or school teachers,sports coaches,scout lesders etc,,as having more pedophiles than they do.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist prefers to try to protect the Catholic Pedophiles who rape and sexually abuse innocent children who are virtually prisoners of the Catholic Cult,because their parents are members.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist(some of them are even mothers)also prefer to protect their Catholic Cult religion than protect the innocent traumatised victims of Catholic Pedophilia.

by Children's Warrior September 5, 2008

57πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


Catholic Candy Job

This is the act of a priest dropping a piece of candy to the altar boy. This piece of candy is usually a jolly rancher. The priest will wear his robes backwards as to make sexual contact with the altar boy. Therefore, the altar boy is the priests favorite person that comes to the church.

The priest did well with the Catholic Candy Job!

by 1113454563q4557657957 February 9, 2008

27πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Catholic Crotch Grab

The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.

It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.

by Observer with Experience January 29, 2011

10πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


red bank catholic

HOME OF THE CASEYS - the sweetest high school in nj - by far the most interesting and entertaining too. no other high school has as much spirit and as much fun as us. no other highschool has the diversity in teachers and students personalities. it thrives on randomness, but lives on tradition. it connects faith, fun, education, and awesome people. you have to go there to understand it. class of '07 rules

random hs student, "school sucks"
red bank catholic student, "wish i could say the same"
random hs student, " what you mean, your school doesn't suck"
red bank cahtolic student, "well school is school, but rbc is awesome"

by rbc class of 07 August 25, 2006

101πŸ‘ 247πŸ‘Ž


Detroit Catholic Central

1.A high school that is in NOVI not DETROIT!!!

2.With a mascot that is a clover....that is BLUE not GREEN.

3.A school with a bunch of stuck up, rich assholes that think they're hot shit.
4. A school that gets to recruit athletes then denies it and gets to compete against public schools

EX: Hi, I'm from Detroit Catholic Central. I the most attractive person on the planet and I don't understand the vaule of a dollar. I love my all boys school and probably boys

by dccisreallyncc October 27, 2010

53πŸ‘ 134πŸ‘Ž


Catholic School Girl

Well, I really only wrote this to tell catholic school girl that she wrote a pro definition on the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and that it's okay that her mom doesn't understand that Flea is just nothing, and she has nothing to hide from her daughter. Like say, a One Hot Minute album. Anyway, Catholic School Girls Rule is a beautifully produced song by Red Hot Chili Peppers and the human race should groove to their sound, and that's What It Is.

Your solar eyes are like nothing I've ever seen, Catholic School Girl

by Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me July 31, 2009

31πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


catholic high school

a magical place where you find your long life friends. you wear uniforms that are unique to your school and you don’t have the stress of finding an outfit like public schools do. there are amazingly hot guys walking around your school. you walk around knowing everyone and there’s no judgment in wearing a uniform or how you look because no one cares. you find your long life soul mate here and you most likely will get married to them. public school kids always wonder how we pass classes and it’s because the kid in front of us or next to us is really smart. we are all in this together and no one snitches because snitches get stitches. the sports at these schools is A1 which is the reason some people go here. we all know our alma mater and sing in with glee. we all know our quote that guides us β€œfaithfulness merits the crown.” and les not forget our dear Father Paul that is amazing.

catholic high school- a place where no one judges you because no one cares and is just looking for a college to go to.

by gioiaflip November 8, 2018

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž