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Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))

Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.

by Thumperton April 7, 2011


Chinese rash

A rash received from Chinese food, music, or people.

1: Boy I got a Chinese rash from listening to that music at the Chinese restaurant. Either that or it was that clam and vegemetal soup.
2: Man I think it was from that waitress girl who kissed your cookies.

by box-siren January 21, 2014


chinese hopscotch

To put your toes in wax and stick them in both the vagina and butthole.

He just knows how to get me off first he started with the Chinese hopscotch.

by bilnyethescienceguy696969 March 20, 2016


Chinese hat

A raised areola. A nipple on top of a nipple.

Her tits were gross, she had Chinese hats.

by Tiny nips July 21, 2013

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Chinese host

A derogatory term for someone who is hosting an online game with slow internet. It comes from the idea that there are so many Chinese gamers they hack Western servers and when they play there they lag heavily because of the distance.

Gamer 1: Omfg this game is actually lagging every second.
Gamer 2: Yeah me too but I only have 40 ms.
Gamer 1: It's because of the fucking Chinese host.

by YYHeff January 13, 2011


chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

by chinkchongchang December 12, 2014


chinese stinger

Imported goods from the Far East that prove to be very cheap to purchase, but on arrival prove to be extremely dangerous or deadly.

"That box of nerf darts you bought are goddam chinese stingers"
"Don't eat those! My dog just exploded - those noodles are chinese stingers!"

by oldmanvegas February 17, 2015