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The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!
"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."
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(noun, adjective): Traditionally, a brown noser is a person that likes to suck up or hang off the balls of a superior (boss, or teacher). A Cincinnati Brown Noser is quite different, it is much more sexual in nature. The proper definition is when a man 69's a woman with him being on top, in the process he sharts on her face, effectively gving her a brown nose. Also, another way to know it's the real deal is if the man laughs for at least 5 minutes after the deed is done.
Guy: "Dude did you here buddy gave his girl a Cincinnati Brown Noser, he said he laughed for 5 minutes uncontrollably, isn't that awesome!!"
Dude: "Wow guy that's dope, I better go eat some Skyline Chili, cause I was planning on doing the same thing tonight!!"
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To change an opinion from a believable one to one that does not make sense
Jack: I used to think that the government should lower taxes because it would help economic growth. But now I think that the government should increase taxes to subsidize anti-zombie technology.
John: Thats a cincinnati flip flop
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1) n. A ridiculously good looking girl, generally from Cincinnati, who flatulates during anal sex, to a degree which is nasally unbearable.
2) v. The intentional act of expelling bodily gas while recieving anal sex.
3) n., v. A type of sex, historically favored by many Cincinnati residents, in which a particularly gaseous man amd a particularly gaseous woman flatulate during sex repeatedly, sometimes in unison or in competition with each other.
1) "Yeah I took her home but we should have gone to her house, it turns out that chick was a Cincinnati hot plate. I febreezed last night and my room still stinks."
2) "Bill, if you don't stop telling people what we did, the next time we do it, I'm gonna Cincinnati hot plate you until you throw up."
3) n. "You wanna Cincinnati hot plate? Go to Felipe's House of Tacos and Kabobs. The girls who eat there can't help but to give you a Cincinnati hot plate."
v. " The newlyweds were appalled to learn that the older couple liked to eat big dinners and go home early to Cicinnati hot plate all night."
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While having sex with a female standing upright, invert the subject so that the top of her head is perpendicular to the pavement. In one motion, execute a swift drop kick to the face. At this point she should be unconscious. To solidify the maneuver aim your penis towards the woman's bloodied face and deliver a golden shower to rain upon her limp body.
I was thinking about doing the reverse cow girl with my new squeeze tonight but instead I m thinking it's a cincinnati bus driver night.
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While recieving a blow job, during the first moments of ejaculation, the man slaps his penis in a side arm motion, spraying cum all over the woman's face.
Frank was on the recieving end of a nasty blow job, so he decided not to let it go any farther, and show his hooker who was boss by giving her a Cincinnati Side Arm.
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The act of fucking someone's stoma from a tracheotomy (hopefully a girl). The blood and semen run down either side of her throat looking like a bowtie.
Man, she may be on a ventilator but last night after the staff went home I gave her a Cincinnati bowtie. I mean, she's in a coma, who's she gonna tell? I got tired of having to wear a condom then wash her slack vag when I was done. This way all the evidence is down her throat.
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