un-confused

The state of understanding what you first were confused by .

“I be a lil confused and need to know so I can be un-confused .”

Confuses

Works synonymously with "confused".

Jay Von Kralzenx: It's not easily confuses with another game 😭
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah

confused honking

when someone says somthing you dont understand or when something happens and you dont know whats going on

person a: guys i just ate a rock it was so soft
person b: confused honking

confusaled

Another way of saying confused.

I'm so confusaled

Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.

Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”