Lawrence Welk Crime Scene

Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

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i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.

'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"

you said the rhyme you did the crime

The one and only appropriate response to the age old saying "you smelt it you dealt it" thus pinning the flatulence back on the gentleman whom is most likely responsible.

*gentleman 2 farts in the elevator*
gentleman 1: Oh my god that smells disgusting! Taco Bell again for lunch?
gentleman 2: Dude...you smelt it you dealt it
gentleman 1: On the contrary, you said the rhyme you did the crime
gentleman 2: You reversed the charge so your at large!
gentleman 1: umm no...that is a stupid one
gentleman 2: damn ok you got me

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body of bay watch face of crime watch

A girl with a sexy body and a ugly face

when u see a girl from behind and she look fine, then, she turns round an she has got a face like a criminal.
so its body of bay watch face of crime watch.

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investigating his/her crime scene

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

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do da time, do da crime

Spitefully doing something in which you have already been falsely accused.

It means if someone accuses you of something and you didn't do it; then you might as well go ahead and do whatever it is that they think you did because they are convinced that you are guilty.

"Nakita, I know you have been gettin all up on my boyfriend," accused Tasha. "Nuh uh, I ain't want that nappy head nigga," replied Nakita. "Uh huh, I seen you flirtin with him," insisted Tasha. (Tasha is paranoid and convinced Nakita wants her man and since she'll never believe otherwise, Nakita should seduce Tasha's man right in her face.)"B-tch, you wanna see somebody getting up on yo man; I'll show you somebody gettin up on yo man. Do da time, do da crime," tormented Nakita as she rubs up on Tasha's man right in front of Tasha.

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Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

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