When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.
Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.
Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.
Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.
When you’re crossed and craving an in-n-out double double and fries or something with an equally high amount of calories.
Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.
cranky, negative, not wanting to be polite and positive
I don't really want to go to the party, I'm feeling kinda crunchy and I don't want to play nice.
Upstate New York slang for something that is worn out, disgusting, gross or unpleasant.
"I was at the stripclub last night and one of em smelled crunchy!"
"You been wearing them same Timbs since 94' they crunchy as hell!"
Cares about being organic. Reads labels and is aware of what is going in one’s body.
Karen asked me if my strawberries were organic. She’s so crunchy.
1. When something has an unintended behavior (laggy, not working, etc)
2. Someone who is acting mean in nature.
My computer was crunchy all night!
I don't like name, they're crunchy.