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When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.
- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?
- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.
- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
Knowing you exist
makes me happy
to be alive
"she said she was going to put effort into ensuring a healthy diet"
A person who can not afford a full fursuit, and only has ears and tail, neko, werewolf girl, etc.
A cat girl is just a diet furry.
A person who is excessively thin or losing weight fast because they are always doing cocaine and drinking alcohol. Cocaine causes a person to not eat as it kills appetite.
Did you see how much weight Jessie lost? She must be on the supermodel diet knowing her!
Vaguely sexualised anime
Person 1 'I was watching some anime recently.'
Person 2 'I didn't realise you watched diet hentai'
When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.
Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet
A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.
I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.