Don't cap on the name

The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".

George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."

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Don't Fear The Reaper

This defenition needs more cowbell.

As the Blue Oyster Cult plays "Don't Fear The Reaper", their producer insists upon more "cowbell"

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Don't yeet yourself

Means: Don't throw yourself off a bridge!

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Don't commit suicide. <---

"Don't yeet yourself! You're worth way more than you think!"

Just Don't Care

Not caring; throwing arm over shoulder.

1. Person "You're taking a break from bowling"
Cameron Garbutt "I just don't care", (Flings arm over shoulder)

Person: Your house has been burnt down
Garbutt: Does it look like I care? Cus I just don't care. (Flings arm over shoulder)

Don't open that door!

used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing

Chandler: What's wrong with me? Ohh, don't open that door!

Don't Give a Fuck

When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.

girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.

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why don't we

Why Don't We is a "Man Band" made up of 5 boys called, Zach Herron, Corbyn Besson, Jack Avery, Jonah Marais, and Daniel Seavey. These 5 boys are a band that sing and have the most beautiful voices, never to be compared with 1 Direction because, Why Don't We is way better.

"Omg, I love Why Don't We, Their music is sooo awesome!"

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