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When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.
My ride to work sucked today, as I was once again in the middle of a Douchebag Sandwich.
A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
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Anyone who has or does play World of Warcraft.
dude, that nerd over there is such a douchebag.
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Anyone who orders Wine, with a glass of ice one the side. Then randomly drops ice cubes into his/her wine glass.
You are sitting in a bar, everyone at the bar is having beer or some other adult type beverage. This DOUCHEBAG has the unmitigated gall to order a chardonnay with a glass of ice on the side.
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the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.
shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.
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When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.
The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.
A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Any website that lacks effective moderation and allows some level of anonymity will, to varying degrees, approxomate 4chan, and be overrun with Schrödinger's Douchebags. Now this type of person defends, for instance, rape-jokes by saying "all humor is inherently punching down because there must be a butt to every joke." He hasn't thought about it. he assumes it's true because he figures "(he's) a smart guy, and whatever (he) assumes is probably right", but he's unfazed if you prove otherwise. There's no shortage of dodgy reasons he might be right and you wrong. He'll just pick another one. What matters is the game continues.
-- Innuendo Studios example of Schrödinger's Douchebag, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
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