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while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy
It looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.
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The sugar fairy consumes vast amounts of sugar or anything containing sugar. She raids homes for sweets.
The sugar fairy ate all the icecream!
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A homosexual person who is still "in the closet" or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.
Boy 1: Dude, John keeps looking at me in the locker room
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already
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a magical creature that can grant you a wish for nice rear ended people. A.K.A BABY GOTSTA HAVE BACK!!
person 1:hey i got this really weird phone call last nite.
person 2:really? who was it?
person 1:IDK, someone named the butt fairy but they said that they'd grant me any wish i wanted.But they asked for my measurments and then they hung up.
person 2: why?
person 1:IDK but apparently im lackin' in the back end?
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A fucked up treat served to children in australia that consists of two white bread slices with butter/margarine and an un necessary copious amount of diabetes inducing sprinkles in the 100s to top it and cut into four slices. Avoid at all costs.
Ey Billy, finish ya dinner or you ain't get no fairy bread
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lesbian; usage derives from reclamation of "fairy" as slang for a gay man.
You'll never score with her, dude, she's a box fairy.
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As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.
Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.
As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
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