Surrogate father

Basically another word for sperm donor.

The biological father of another man's baby with his wife.

So how do Surrogate fathers work?

Well they have sex with the girl, and then she writes her husbands name on the birth certificate.

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father ted

Correction: Father Ted was a British programme, made by Channel 4 (U.K.), and shot in London. It was, of course, set in Ireland and the external scenes were shot on location.

Sheryl Crow (inexplicably): "My name is Father Ted"

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father first

Used when your buddies want to do something, but you can't, due to family obligations. No further explanation is required.

"Dude, we are all going to Vegas this weekend!"
"Can't do it. Father first."

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Absent Father

Prominent figure in an African American home

The truth about Jamal is he had an Absent Father

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Reverend Father

In the Catholic Church, you are supposed to call the Priest "Father" even though he most certainly is NOT a father since he is required to be celibate.

Do you have any NATURAL children, Reverend Father?

Of course not! Why would you wonder that?

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willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

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father fishbowl

one motherfucker of a fishbowl!

i don't think theyre ready for father fishbowl

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