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Aggressively inserting one or more digits repeatedly into a vaginal canal (with permission). Upon completion one removes the digits and forms the hand into the shape of a revolver, shooting it into the air while yelling "pow, pow" and then blowing the smoke from the barrel.
Sniffing afterwards is optional, but appropriate and highly encouraged.
Those college girls love my finger pow skills.
A finger that is knobby, large knuckled and extremely rough from dry skin and callouses. Generally an old man's hands have one or more Grain Fingers.
Roger refused to continue to allow his older male neighbor finger his bum and perform a prostate milking when he paid the old man for head. The old man's dry, calloused fingers were becoming too rough and painful. The old man's Grain Finger was starting to feel like a someone shoving a granola bar up his ass.
When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.
I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.
Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.
My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
"Me and Ricky are gonna pick up some grinch fingers then listen to led zeppelin backwards, if you want to come."
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A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.
exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x
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If you hold up 4 fingers it means you pull absolutely no bitches on you dick and you have L rizz.
"Little Timmy holds up 4 fingers because he get no bitches on his dick
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