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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020


fixed hairline

a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.

I like your fixed hairline nigga.

by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ March 4, 2018


fixed my window

The "act" of getting deepthroated with a raw chicken leg

Kyle "fixed my window" last night .

by AnalAndRoblox March 26, 2017


m & m trail fix

When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a

m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?

kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!

mom: rofl you are welcome?

by roxbox007 February 6, 2020


How to fix the political climate

Defend sexual predators. Go on their podcasts and cry like a bitch because you know they are doing what they are doing.

Hym "That's how to fix the political climate according to Dr. K."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025


Broken but fixed

I tried so hard - to find the perfect quote - to describe how i felt - but i couldn’t i just couldn’t - nothing can describe how it feels to be completely torn down - rebuilt - and then to have someone tear down the one that rebuilt you - then tear you down again - but still somehow feel happy inside - almost because that person is gone - the toxic impact they had on your life - it’s gone now - it should all be okay - but it wasn’t - i should’ve been okay - but i wasn’t - but it’s hard because you can’t bare to feel that pain again - but you long for that type of love again - there’s no word for that - or quote - or paragraph - there’s nothing because a pain so deep - shouldn’t exist in anyones feelings - no one deserves that type of pain - no body deserves to feel the way i felt that night

Based off all the heartbreak and lies ive been fed... Broken but fixed

by Hannahhhhh.Bellllll💞 June 20, 2018


Miss Fix

Miss Fix will be the sweetest thing that ever happened to you. (Or Cali) if this happens to be your mother, you know you will never be let down by her amazing advice

Miss Fix is the best mom in the entire universe

by Skunkem June 29, 2023