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The male puts his balls on top of the females eye lids while she is asleep. Then uses a flashlight to replicate a "sunrise".
Man, my girlfriend had a good morning, she woke up to " the fucked up sunrise"!
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Someone who brings drugs and/or alcohol to the party.
I'm about to fuck up the party !
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first friday of every month everyone gets as fucked up as they posibly can and party
kat:u ready for fucked up friday!?!?!?!?!?!:D
mom:helll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kat:can i have money for tht now?
mom:um no buy ur own shit and my shit
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the words that is told to a person who talks about the stupidest shit...
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An alternate way of saying "shut the fuck up".
Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.
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when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed
I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage
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A better sentence than Shut the fuck up
Fuck the shut up you nigger
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