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The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.
I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.
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When a somebody sucks the living hell outta your dick/gives you some good ass head, and they leave the nut dripping all down your dick.
Ray J: Bruh, Kim left me with a glazed meat stick last night dawg!
Person 2: No way! That girl is crazy. Sucks for you.
Ray J: For real though man.
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verb
1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place
1. You probably want to glaze your living room once you've painted it.
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."
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while receiving oral sex from your partner, pull out just before ejaculation, blow on her face then punch her in the nose causing her to bleed
I gave her a nice cherry glazed donut
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When you ejaculate on a person's belly, spread it out then put them out to dry. come back when its able to be pealed off then proceed to feed it to your partner
Yo! just know, when i nutted i thought "glazed westchester pancake!"
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when performing anal sex with partner right before ejaculation you pull out and hold cum in by squeezing the shaft. you then proceed to wipe your poop covered penis in a circular swirl motion on your partners back or ass and then glaze the swirl with your cum hence making a freshly glazed cinnamon roll.
anal poop swirl ass glazed cinnamon roll
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When two or more people hype each other up while making fun of someone
Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”
Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke
Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn
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