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i fucking hate this word, its so overused and it tastes like shit
hey tiffany, you wanna go to burger king to get hamburgers? tiffany: NO I FUCKING HATE BURGERS SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD I HATE IT
It has the largest "buns" in the room with the biggest "sesame seeds"
It always carries lots of "grease"
It is very "brown"
Wow! You're such a hamburger!!
A delicious food that can be served on many occasions. Known for being very delicious and meaty and cheezy. If people serve you a hamburger with not any kind of meat or meat replacement you are legally allowed to burn down their place of residence and their workplace. Also known for slowly starving out the world whilst you fat Americans keep eating them.
Now if you won't excuse me I have to burn down someones restaurant.😤
PI: Do you know that hamburgers are destroying the world?
PII: ¨Munching¨ What?
When you pass out on the toilet and you have marks on your forehead from laying on the toilet to long.
I was so shit faced that I was a greasy hamburger before I left the bar.
Lame humour that would work for a German audience
“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”
When a guy has such a hard erection he cums a little bit in his under wear
dang dude I just had a soggy hamburger
when you shit in someones mouth and they spit it back in your ass and shit the shit our your dick
last night i gave jenna the HAMBURGER HISBY.