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Extremely wealthy town located on Long Island. The town is quite safe and beautiful, the people living there, however, are the most stuck-up human beings you can possibly imagine. Don't get me wrong, not the entire population of Garden City is like that. There are actually some awesome people who live there,but they are often referred to as 'loners', 'goths' or 'losers.' It's almost impossible to take a walk in Garden City and not come across a rich daddy's girl driving a brand new BMW carrying a Gucci or Coach handbag and sporting a pair of Christian Dior shades. The most popular trends in this town are preppy clothes such as Abercrombie or Ralph Lauren.
These rich teengers totally do not deserve all the wealth they posess because they do nothing but waste their parent's hard-earned money; they were merely lucky to be born into wealthy families, or families that appear to be rich. Few people in this town are actually as rich as they seem. They can afford those expensive luxuries only because their parents take out huge loans from the bank and are in gigantic debts hidden by a wealthy image.
Yes, many of these teenagers do get into Ivy League schools. But why? Because of their parents financial connections. There are people who work hard in school, but they are stereotyped as 'geeks' or 'nerds.'
The Garden City team happens to be named: you guessed it, the Trojans. Could it be more appropriate? It's no secret the kids there are, or desperately want to be sexually active. (For those of you unfamiliar with what I'm talking about, Trojan is also a brand of condoms.) The town is filled with sluts, whores, and guys who want to get into someone's pants, after all, it's almost what teens talk about all day long. Surprised?
The most popular sport in Garden City is lacrosse. The garden city teens claim to be insanely good at this sport, and think they can get into a great college, grow up to be professional athletes, when in reality they're nothing but mediocre.
When these lazy, free-loading teens grow up to be adults, they will probably either be living off the inheritance their parents left them or take over their parent's businesses and hire someone else to do the work while they sit around collecting the profit made from these businesses.
The bottom line is this: Garden City is a beautiful town, but they people living in it suck. I HATE THE PEOPLE THERE. Garden City is only a good place to raise your kisd if you want them to become useless free-loaders.
GC girl #1: O.M.G. My daddy is such a dick!
GC girl #2: What did he do?
GC girl #1: He got me a jaguar when I wanted a pink buggy! What a jerk!
GC girl #2: How could he do that?! That is so mean!
GC girl #1: I know! I never get ANYTHING I want!
GC girl #2: I know what you should do! Drive every car he gets you into a tree until he gets you the one you want!
GC girl #1: Great idea!
Normal Girl: Where are you girls from anyway?
Both GC Girls: Garden City
Normal Girl: Oh........That explains alot.
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Suberb of San Diego, CA.
Places of interest: The AG Park, Fosters Freeze, The ally behind the old Taco Bell and the present Fast Break, The stairs at the Moe-Moe church, Base ball Field.
Facts: Better then San Carlos, Better then Santee.
Allied Gardens is where I am from.
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A neighborhood club in which many wives or husbands meet to talk about the affairs they've experienced with their lovers. Usually in suburban areas where people have nothing better to do.
"Hey, did you hear about Brad and his affair with Jenna? Steve told me in garden club."
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1. when you wake up in the morning and you have a raging boner because you had a long night of drinkin' or smokin' so you haven't pissed in a while, making you're morning wood hurt even worse than usual due to the large build-up of piss in your boner, like water in a garden hose.
2. useful garden tool for watering your plants.
1. Guy at Urinal: "Dude you have a fuckin' boner"
Guy # 2: "I know, I had a long night at the pub so I passed out before I could take a leak, had a dream about Pam Anderson, and woke up with a fuckin' garden hose."
2. "Honey pass me the garden hose so I can water my tulips."
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When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.
Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?
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a collection of trees at westtown between the science building and the theatre most often used for either smoking weed, drinking, streaking, or most often, having sex.
person 1: where are joey and mary?
person 2: They're in the secret garden having sex.
person 1: oh okay.
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Garden City is a town in Western Long Island filled with preps that think they are black. the average high schools kid ipod(and yes, everyone has an ipod...no exceptions)is filled with 50 cent, kanye west, and usually some form of gangsta rap. the kids are incredibly rich and annoying with exceptions. there are some really cool and down to earth normal kids in the town who have been RAISED RIGHT. the main problem in this town is that parents dont raise their kids right. parents let their kids stay out all night when they are 13 years old, and then dont discipline them when they come home drunk and high. However, there are kids in this godforsaken town who are genuine people who are actually going somewhere on their own , not just because of their last name or inheritance. But these are few exceptions because the entire town is filled with two-faced, snobby, annoying kids. And another thing that pisses me off, everyone says that gc is a Roman-Catholic town which is true but probably less than 15 percent of this town actually observes their faith on days other than Christmas and Easter. The point of this tirade is, gc is filled with snobs for kids, and adults who are not good people. But there are exceptions so just open your eyes.
gc child: (to mother) mommy, why is that man mowing his own lawn? Is he poor?
gc mother: He probably is and shouldnt be living in Garden City.
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