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An invisible concave barrier that separates Manitoulin Island, a place where it is perfectly acceptable to be drunk before noon, from the outside world.
When passing through this barrier, by means of swing bridge or boat, the time space continuum slows down due to the island's laid back attitude.
1) Everyone is driving so slow!
"They can't help it, they're on island time."
2) Drinking? At this time in the morning?
"Relax, we're on island time now!"
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When you take a shit and it lands on a piece of toilet paper or floats in the water, causing the illusion of an island made by your shit.
Man, I just stunk up the whole bathroom when I pulled off a shitter island the size of a small panda.
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The way Cee-Lo Green talks about remote islands.
"Would a trip to a remoted island ease your mind?" - Cee-Lo Green (I Want You)
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a tiny island in the middle of the ocean inhabitited by real feral people
man did you see his mullet hes a real pitt islander
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a place where everyones girlfriend has cheated once, was sorry, but still liked the cheating up until they were caught and its usually with a guy that was way uglier than the boyfriend she was with. usually a cousin.
rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.
rhode island, easiest state to get someones wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some drugs.
rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.
rhode island, where the men are the women and the women are the men.
rhode island guy 1: my girlfriend would never cheat on me.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.
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Rhode Island is a place where the most popular sport is politics because everyone's in it - even the Mafia!
Virtually every member of the Rhode Island General Assembly is a member of the Democratic Party. The only exemption is Governors, which as of late have been all GOP.
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One of THE best places to live... only an hour from the city.. DEF not upstate for all you morons who think that.
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