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A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”
I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of Ron Jeremy alongside a close up shot of my fully erect 5.5 inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.
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Sexy beast. Bassist for Paramore. Has the most downright amazing facial hair. Everyone loves him, for he is very hawt. :D <3
Girl: Whos that guy with the sexy mustache in Paramore?
Parawhore: Oh, thats Jeremy Davis. Don't you love his facial hair and incredibly dashing good looks?
Girl: Oh yes, he's quite yummy. I'mma listen to some Paramore so I can hear him be amazing on the bass.
Parawhore: NEW BEST FRIEND! x3
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Shits in vagina and then proceeds to fuck it without a condom, he also is using a pill that allows him to have 30 hours of erect penis.
dude i was jeremy myersin wit this bitch last night, got shit everywhere, and i woke up with dishpan dick
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He is a devil child that came into your class and cries about going back to where he used to live. He is definitely a faggot or at least very gay. He does things that do not respect anyone and is not liked by anyone. He is a serious fucking fag and is an asshole. Jeremy Davis is addicted to his phone and porn and cannot stop being addicted to these things. He rubs it in your face that he is a rich-ass bitch.
Jeremy Davis is not a nice person and deserves to be ignored by all people
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Jeremy Sumpter is turning 16 on the 5th of febuary. he is hot, sexxi, and EVERY THING about him makes me melt! i adore him and i got peter pan for x-mas!
Jeremy Sumpter is my boooooooooo!!! <3
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jeremy reynolds is a sex position usually used with lesbians. it is the act of having 2 fists in one vagina hole.
person 1: why is there 2 fists
person 2: it’s jeremy reynolds style