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When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.
"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."
A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.
Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.
A man from West Jordan, Utah uses this term to describe a girl performing oral sex on another girl.
Trevor M: I walked in and she was giving her an oral job.
When a women puts her mouth around the tip of a man's dick and leaves it there for several minutes while doing other things, also referred to as a lazy blow job
So last night we were watching TV and she got bored and laid on my lap and gave pacifier job even thru the commercials
When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.
Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!
When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.
Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.
A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"
Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"