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The act of masterbating while inserting foreign objects into your anus.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I gave myself a Kenny Turner.
Guy 1: how did that work out for you.
Guy 2: It was great till I got a G.I. Joe stuck in there.
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The 60yr old white male pronunciation of Kanye West.
Grandpa: That Kenny East may be a wierdo but he makes some really good music.
*playing montero*
Grandchild: what the fuck.
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Eats deep fried baby food. Favorite brand is huggies. Has a hitler shrine in their basement. Makes a living off of selling poopoo art
I love Kenny Bear’s poopoo art
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The rule that either a friend is A) with his girlfriend or B) doing something with his family. In either case he is too busy to hang out with friends. Betting usually occurs among the collective group whether he cannot chill due to A or B.
Friend one: "hey, we were supposed to hang out yesterday, what happened?"
Friend two: "oh, I was going to but then my mom told me I had to go shopping with her'
Friend one: "great, we didn't hang out and I lost $20 thinking you were with your girlfriend. God damn Kenny Principle."
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The South Park esque act of dying through autoerotic asphyxiation while wearing a Batman costume
I heard Bruce Wayne died recently, he gave himself a Dirty Kenny, although weirdly crime has increased as of late
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