She kills animals and hates water. Likes toilets a lot. Her lucky number is 00000000
Megan doesn't like Christina's booty
3π 22π
An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." β’β’β’ "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
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A girl who is convinced shes gods gift to the earth, when in reality she drives everyone around her insane with her narcissistic tendencies and constant life drama. She will also steal yo tendies and yo hunny mussy.
Yo dude, that girl I slept with last night was a complete Megan.
2π 5π
The most perfect girl youβd ever meet.... impossible to not fall in love with. Sheβs quirky, adorable, loves musicals, singing, and is absolutely perfect.... although sheβs taken... by a girl named Emma.
Is that Megan?
Ya but sheβs taken... by Emma
1π 4π
Girl who is too bloody stubborn.Knows way too much random shit seems like a bitch but probably the best person in the fucking world that and has a banging body but also pretty promiscuous. Acts like satans daughter when pissed but when she happpy fucking worldclass friend. Fucking keeper
She's a Megan 10/10
1π 4π
Fake ass bitch, short as fuck. No friends, although when she gets one which is rare she talks shit about them. Violent and fat, cryβs for everything, no soul or heart, very shy, hella rude.
Girl: sheβs a fucking fat ass
Girl 2: ikr thatβs Megan
1π 4π
A girl who is very emotianlly unstable. Someone who also starts useless drama and rumors. Is also very insecure.
That bitch over there looks like a Megan.
2π 13π