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Megan

She kills animals and hates water. Likes toilets a lot. Her lucky number is 00000000

Megan doesn't like Christina's booty

by AFish March 16, 2016

3πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Megan

An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.

"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." β€’β€’β€’ "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."

by Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan June 25, 2013

14πŸ‘ 164πŸ‘Ž


Megan

A girl who is convinced shes gods gift to the earth, when in reality she drives everyone around her insane with her narcissistic tendencies and constant life drama. She will also steal yo tendies and yo hunny mussy.

Yo dude, that girl I slept with last night was a complete Megan.

by 21st century Jesus February 28, 2019

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Megan

The most perfect girl you’d ever meet.... impossible to not fall in love with. She’s quirky, adorable, loves musicals, singing, and is absolutely perfect.... although she’s taken... by a girl named Emma.

Is that Megan?
Ya but she’s taken... by Emma

by Qvone October 21, 2018

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Megan

Girl who is too bloody stubborn.Knows way too much random shit seems like a bitch but probably the best person in the fucking world that and has a banging body but also pretty promiscuous. Acts like satans daughter when pissed but when she happpy fucking worldclass friend. Fucking keeper

She's a Megan 10/10

by Sorcerer August 13, 2017

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Megan

Fake ass bitch, short as fuck. No friends, although when she gets one which is rare she talks shit about them. Violent and fat, cry’s for everything, no soul or heart, very shy, hella rude.

Girl: she’s a fucking fat ass
Girl 2: ikr that’s Megan

by Girl2385 June 3, 2018

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Megan

A girl who is very emotianlly unstable. Someone who also starts useless drama and rumors. Is also very insecure.

That bitch over there looks like a Megan.

by Yaboiisgood December 21, 2016

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž