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Belmont, MA

Belmont, Massachusetts. A quaint small town on the outskirts of Boston. There are many small businesses which provide for a visitor's every need, and the personalities who run them- From the sociable owners of Belmont Pizza to the Asian owners of Belmont Variety- are a joy for any visitor to acquaint themselves with.

The school system is among the best in the state. Its computing system of choice is Microsoft Windows (far superior to the Macintosh "computers" used by Lexington). Nearly every classroom possesses a Smartboard (A sort of digital blackboard) which greatly increases teachers' options during lessons.

Do you desire something less legal, perhaps? Belmont is known to be among the easiest places in Massachusetts to procure the herb known as marijuana, especially if you don't want to deal with any dirty brown people. Many upstanding white gentlemen are known to procure the Marijuana plant for sale. As an aside: There is a reason one of Belmont's institutions of learning is called a 'High' School.

The police force in this town is also among the most helpful and kind in the state. The police in Belmont do not harass any white person for being intoxicated.

However, overall, Belmont is clearly the number 1 choice for anyone hoping to start a family, or simply to visit.

Belmont, MA is a fine place to raise a family!

Belmont, MA is a far better place to live than Lexington, MA.

by Nick Trano March 27, 2011

30πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Osterville, Ma

Osterville is one of the preppiest places in MA. There are two different country clubs, Oyster Harbors and Wianno Club. Most of the people that belong there are stuck up. All the cool people beach it at Dowses. Dowses is where the notorious "Fab Five" hang out and theyr'e up to no good. Also, The Wianno Yacht Club is the shit. They have dances every summer that kick-ass. A normal night at Cape Cod may include getting wasted at the Foxhole/ Joe's Twin Villa and then going skinny dipping at the beach and then drinking some more. Most people that live in Osterville have one or more boats and can usually be found wearing Polo, Lily Pulitzer, Abercrombie etc. There are very few races other than white that live in Osterville. There are two groups of kids in Osterville. The townies and the kids that come down in the summer. The townies usually hate Cape Cod in the winter because its boring but then in the summer they hate it because the summer kids annoy them. Personally, I have had bad experiences with townies (*COUGH T *COUGH ess). There is usually no reason to ever leave Osterville in the summer. It has everything you need beaches, resturaunts, grocery stores, library. Osterville probably has about one fucking million real estate offices because they make so mcuh money selling mansions.

Local 1: Hey look at that kid wearing Roca Wear.
Local 2: He must be from Hyannis or something.
Local 1: Yeah, he's definetly not from Osterville.

Tourist 1: Woah we haven't driven for more than half a mile and we've already passed 23 real estate offices.
Tourist 2: Oh, we must be in Osterville.

Local 1: Who are those obnoxious kids sitting on the bench?
Local 2: Oh, I've heard of them they must be the "Fab Five".

Local 1: Who's that girl on the street corner giving away free cupcakes?
Local 2: It must be that girl T***.

by Summa summa summa time June 18, 2005

76πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


ma-fucker

The Correct, urban way to say, 'motherfucker.'

Yo! Whassup, ma-fucker?

by steviedee February 27, 2006

37πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Easton, Ma

Easton is a small primarily white town about 40 minutes south of Boston. Easton residents catch a bad rep from many surrounding communities, due to the fact they are generally more wealthy. The school produces smart students, often excelling in MCAS and SAT scores. Even some of the drop outs are smart.
Don't think for a second that because of the wealth Easton is soft. Last year, (2012) 3 of the strongest members of the football team each fought a member of Rival Stoughton "Tough Town"'s team. Easton fighters won all 3 fights, solidifying that Tough Town is not actually that tough. OA class of 2012 stand up!
Sports are quite successful at Oliver Ames. Usually the football team is one of the weakest teams, but a super bowl birth has brought new life to the program. Boys Soccer and Baseball have had great success. Girls athletics always seem to produce at least one state champion.
Not a lot to do in Easton though, a lot of kids just drive around smoking weed, or go to a girls basement and binge drink. As age increases, so has the drug problem. Molly, LSD, Shrooms, Cocaine, and Heroine are prominent drugs in the area. Cops are all over the drug scene though, as they have nothing better to do.
A lot of Easton Kids are well rounded, smart, caring students. Some of them are stuck up tools though, as there are groups like that in every town. Easton is a nice place to live, and produces many great young men and women from its school system.

Jimmy-Yo, whattup dog whats good in Easton, Ma today?
Trev- nothin man, bored as fuck. Yo, you wanna burn?
Jimmy- hell ya, just another day in the life

by That Dude from Easton October 28, 2012

24πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Westwood ma

A suburb west of Boston that is whiter than a klan rally, there are a total of 4 black people. They are rich as shit and are republican. The only good sports are hockey and golf because of the 99% cracker population. The high school basket ball team is all white besides two black kids from Boston who are part of the METCO program and score 99% of the points. Also every high schooler owns a juul. 90% of kids go to private school because they are white. There is a group of Asian freshmen that walk around to all there level one classes, they are commonly referred to as china town. Also the one black family culturally appropriates the rest of the town by wearing Vineyard Vines, which all the whites wear like it’s there religion. Speaking of religion, the town is Catholic besides like twenty Jews.

That kid is not from Westwood ma because he’s black

by Supkehd November 15, 2018

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Osterville, Ma

Osterville, MA. is the place to be from memorial day till labor day people will drive for an entire day from Fl or MI just to spend a week, there are no cops on land the only person to bust u for anything is the habor master. Pretty much every one there is an English Yankee. The people that belong to the Wianno club are stuck up and if u wanna have fun u gotta hang out with the yatch club kids.

Honey do u rember john smiths house number there are five people with his name on the same street in this Osterville, MA phone book

by yatch club goer August 31, 2005

29πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Holbrook MA

Holbrook is a shitty little town in East MA we're everything involed with policts is a joke, the streets are a mess and it takes literally 2 years to build something. Usually the kids that live here are heavy drinkers and blaze pretty much everyday. If you goto hobrook public schools you will probably leave after 8th grade and switch to either blue hills or a private school. This is mainly because the high school consists of trailer homes for some classes. The sports here suck. Lets just say in the last week 3 people have been stabbed. Just to get out of class, people will write a bomb threat, 95% of the time you wont get caught. Holbrook attracts the kids that get kicked out of they're high school. Holbrook ios not a credited high school and will probably not be there for much longer. Holbrook has about 5 apartment complexs and there is one tiny middle class neuihborhood, wich is like the projects for Hingham. Holbrook kids are normally tough cause they come from basically nothing and have nothing to live for. Girls here are absolute sluts and there is sooo much drama. Since Holbrook is 3 miles wide you can ride your bike anywhere and the "park" is a sick place to hang. If you have not spent more than 4 hours of your life in Hoesbrook House, then your probably not from holbook. All in all Holbrook is sick, and shitty at the smae time.

80% of Holbrook Ma high is filled with black people.

by The holbrook kid May 3, 2007

111πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž