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surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.
Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
ruler of the land of monsters know to create carrots from thin air and stab them up peoples assholes
mike wisowski is cool
Hot Youtube doctor and wannabe boxer.
Doctor Mike says peewoop if you shock before performing proper chest compressions.
used when defining an age of a human being named mike.
Used in : Happy Birthday Assassin Mike
the biggest tit rod anyone has ever met. he'll fuck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he's sexy but he has man tits and a peach on his arm. if you see him, fuck his day up and piss on his tits!
TITS, i just met mike ruby. he has man tits!
Hey Mike Anderson, remember when I loaned you $40 in Nicaragua... Can I have that back?