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Slang word used for mix of water, heroine and light among drug addicts.
It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.
-Hey I copped some H. what should we do?
-Let's do some monkey water!
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The biggest thing to come out of sheffield since...steel. Are soon becoming the next 'big' thing. See beatlemania
they tell it like it is:-mardy bum/scummy/a certain romance
totally packed out the tent at leeds '05
"...and just cos he's had a couple of cans, he thinks its allright to act like a dickhead"
person A> arctic monkeys rock
person B> yeah, best get tickets...fast!
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Anyone who drives a public transit bus. The term originated for Toronto Transit Commission bus drivers, though it can be applied to anyone who gets paid 24 dollars an hour + benefits to drive in a circle all day.
The term comes from the fact that their job is so easy a trained monkey could do it.
Bus Driver: "Are you going to pay the full fare?"
You: "Are you going to be here when your schedule says you're supposed to next time, you overpaid lazy piece of shit Bus Monkey?"
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The superhero cartoon Scandinavian monkey who wants to spread the goodness of breakfast to the world! Drawn and co-created by My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way, the cartoon was rejected, and now only the the sample episode exsists. You can watch it at thebreakfastmonkey.com
"Hello, I am The Breakfast Monkey! Would you like some eggs?"
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Honey, Trim That Shit Up Before We Go The Beach!
I Like The Summer Monkey Look.
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A repetitive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.
Flipping burgers is such a monkey job.
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this term can be used, depending on the context, to define either of 2 things
a) a ghetto (socio-economically disadvantaged neighborhood populated, mainly, by ethnic minorities) public school where most, if not all, of the kids have or have had problems with one or more or even all of the following, among other things: being a run-away, truancy, the law, hard core drugs, prostitution, alcohol, teenage pregnancy pacts and curfew violations
b) an offensive term for either the psychiatric ward of a regular hospital, the local half-way house, or for a specialized mental health facility (such as Insitut Pinel in Montreal, Canada).
a mother finds out her eldest daughter is doing marijuana.
mother: Anna, you know, I don't really see the point of paying for your private education anymore, since, in my experience, once you have started on marijuana, the snow-balling effect won't stop until you crash and you will just keep going deeper. What i can do if you want, is send you to continue your education at the local monkey-house; Ecole Secondaire St Luc is right next door to our place.
Anna: roflmao. I started actually, smoking pot, because I broke up with my boyfriend Evan. And because of my breakup, Ill either crash, as you mentioned, or I guess I can check myself into a monkey-house, since I am just so bloody depressed, I feel like removing myself from society.
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